In honor of Halloween, today’s topic is *cue haunted house music* scary movies, or more specifically, the things I don’t understand about them:
- “Is anyone in here?” Whenever the actor goes into an abandoned mansion, haunted house, or wherever,they always ask that question. Do they really think someone’s going to come out from behind the curtain like, “Haha over here! You got me!”
- Whenever the actor is running away, she’ll always trip and fall. But does she get up? No…she’ll just try crawling/pulling herself across the floor. First of all, she’s obviously going to get caught by the ghost/possessed person. Second of all, she’s ruining her clothes. Do you really want to wear that dress again after it got dragged across a dusty floor in an abandoned mansion? No thank you.
- Someone always has to check where that noise is coming from. If you heard a bump in the night, would you get out of bed and walk around the empty house to check it out? I wouldn’t! I’d lock myself in my room and put a chair in front of the door, jump out the window (my bedrooms on the first floor), or just cower in fear under the covers.
Scary Movies: Rated Yang